![]() Let me say that again, she’s Roy Mustang’s BODYGUARD. Riza Hawkeye is a sharpshooter and firearms specialist, and is the personal bodyguard of Roy Mustang. So allow me to direct your attention, to Riza Hawkeye. Yes, she is 100% body pillow material BUT I’M TRYING TO GET YOU AWAY FROM THINKIN’ THINKY THOUGHTS LIKE THAT. Sure, she’s heavily objectified but she uses it to her advantage. You WOULD think I meant Lust, wouldn’t you? It’s the name, isn’t it? Sure it is, you freak. It’s got the ice-cold commander Olivier Mira Armstrong, and the sexiest one of all, I’m talking of course about-NO, I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT LUST. It’s got the Elric brother’s badass mentor, Izumi Curtis. See here’s the thing about Full Metal Alchemist, it’s lousy with hot girls. Motoko’s sexuality is just one small aspect of a very complete, multi-faceted lady. But unlike you, the show isn’t weird about it. There are even a couple of scenes where Motoko is intimate with girls. She has relationships with women throughout the many adaptations of Ghost In The Shell and-HANDS WHERE I CAN FUCKING SEE THEM. As a bonus, Motoko is also one of the best LGBT characters in anime. Her beauty is simply a small facet of the jewel that is her overall character. But the show ain’t about her being beautiful. ![]() Now, don’t get me wrong here, Motoko Kusangi is beautiful. Number two is because she would wipe the floor with each and every one of them if they did. You know why? Number one is because she picked a team of respectful professionals who ain’t gonna try to make a body pillow out of her. She hand-picked her all-male task force based on their individual skills, and yet none of those guys make any attempt to sexualize her or denigrate her because she’s a woman. She’s a tactical genius, a charismatic leader, and a force of all-out destruction on the battlefield. And main characters are sexy by default, capiche? She’s the commander of an elite military unit called Section 9, which is responsible for defending Japan against cyber-terrorists and espionage from foreign governments. Why? Well for one, in a medium that often reduces women to supporting roles, she’s unequivocally the main character. She might be the sexiest lady in anime history. Listen, you can’t go wrong with Motoko Kusanagi. Motoko Kusanagi (image credit: Production IG) Here are the sexiest anime girls of all time. And you know who got me out of it? These women. They used to call me “Cat-Girl McGuillicuddy” on account of the sheer amount of lewdness that I once shoved into my eye holes. You keep going down the road you’re on, and you’re only gonna be disappointed. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? THEY’RE FUCKING PRETTY, TOO, BUT THAT’S NOT THE ONLY THING ABOUT THEM. Cause these girls? These girls are WOMEN. I’ll give you anime girls so sexy you’re gonna throw your disgusting anime cat-girl body pillow in the trash where it belongs. So you want the best sexy anime girls, do you? Well lucky for you, I’m feeling charitable today. ![]() ![]() Maybe you call ’em “MELONS” or “BAZOOKAS” or “SANDWICH BAGGIES FILLED WITH STEAMIN’ HOT HAM.” Well, that hot ham has gone cold, kiddo, cause the jig is up. And whatever other sick terms you kids say these days. Scum like you are looking for one thing and one thing only: “oppai.” Oh you don’t know your favorite Japanese word now, do you? You forgot the translation? I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. You say you’re coming around here lookin’ for “waifu material.” Save it. that right, you greedy bastard? You wanted to peek in on some sexy anime girls? Take a little looksy on the screen and tell yourself you ain’t hurtin’ nobody by lookin’? That true? Say it.ĭon’t play bewildered with me. The boys of Disney and Studio Ghibli just weren’t doing it for you, huh? You wanted more…. * To Catch A Predator theme starts playing*
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